Wednesday, March 31, 2010

How to pick up asian girls, by an asian girl

Every guy has a wish list type of girl. Some have a soft spot for redheads. Some guys like blondes.

A whole lot of guys like Asian girls. A whole lot of guys have no idea how to attract them.

Here's a brief how-to written by a cute North American one:

Seeing as how I'm an Asian girl, I can think of a few things compiled from my own and friends' preferences.

Standoffish might mean shy, which virtually every Asian girl I've met is. You must persist, but NEVER appear desperate.

This is the first rule of approaching Asian women.  Hear me out. It may seem racist, but what I am about to tell you is true.  Most Asian women expect the man to do EVERYTHING.  They may want equal rights blah blah... but they expect the man to do all the approaching, all the prompting, and pay for the dates unless otherwise specified.  If the girl is standoffish, she may simply have nothing to say to you because she is conditioned to be shy and demure.  You must become smooth.

Second, there are two types of Asian girls:

They either like girly men, or manly men.  This is pretty much hit or miss... though the majority go for the girly men, therefore you will make a better first impression if you:
  1. Dress well
  2. Are well groomed
Emphasize eyebrows. You may have to pluck.
If you have acne, get something to clear it up.

Dressing well is a sign of wealth.  This is extremely important to Asians.  You may sometimes see retarded Asian males wearing gangsta clothingThis is fail.  You should wear something that a woman would pick out for you. Something a bit dressy, something that screams straight A student.

Third, realize that Asian girls generally love tall white guys.  If you look good, and are hitting on them they will probably be flatteredBe confident. Don't be cocky unless you can still be charming.

Fourth, avoid the "can you translate this for me" approach.  If you guess the wrong language, it is an automatic turn off.  If you are obviously lying, you will just look dumb.

Don't approach them using some kind of Asian pretense.  Pretend you don't notice they are Asian.

BE POLITE.  Politeness is a huge + (for the majority of Asian girls).  Regardless of what they say, courtesy is ingrained in the North American Asians just as much as Asians straight from Asia.  They will see politeness as a sign of respect... unless they have completely rebelled against their culture.  This will manifest in heavy makeup and slutty clothing.  Even then, politeness is still a good bet, as their subconscious desire may conflict with the conscious claim of the Asian woman.

Fifth:  There is a 99.9% chance that the Asian girl you are looking at has been exposed to some type of Asian romance drama.  This is probably the most irritating thing about Asian girls.  In these dramas, people do weird things for no reason and the relationships rarely make sense.  However, there is emphasis on 'significant acts' and "everlasting love".

This means that if you give a girl a token of your affection such as a ring, a small drawing you made, or a hair clip you think she'd like...even if she doesn't like it, it's going to be a plus one.  If you give her something on your first meeting, its a WTF+1.  Give her a flower and ask her to dance.  Suddenly she has stepped into a Korean drama dream world which is equivalent to a Disney tale.

16 comments:

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  2. now all we need is where to find asain women;)

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  3. this sounds like a biased remark. thanks for speaking on behalf of all asian women in this world.

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  4. yeah i agree with the above, stupid biased dumb asian w****

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  5. I had an Asian girlfriend but she totally distorted my confidence when she cheated and I go no way of fixing my self so I will be able to get back to dating again. Hope I can get some tips

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  6. My penis is dead. Someone revive it. ty

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  7. This shit is spot on and totally works. I've had mutlple Asian girlfriends and after self reflecting I realized I did all these things... Best thing though is that an Asian girls vajayjay is sideways.

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    1. It's hard not to be a hater and a troll when I see this obvious lying, it's anonymous, bragging is useless!

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  8. is this so stupid..why the dumb author would write assuming only "white tall guys" should apply for dating with Asian girls?? you dumb ass. Asian girls are not only attracted to "white tall" smh

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    1. sure thing, pajheet. hows shitting in the street going for you?

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  9. Anyone can pick up asian women. I have seen guys from multiple nationalities do well. I think guys are attracted to asians because of the child like features and the hope of a more feminine nature. Unfortunately this is only partly true. The post above is generic for every girl but it depends on how new to the country she is or if she was born as a Westerner in which case just treat like an average white girl

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