Girl Gain: +15%
Cost: Purch: $5-25k.
You can get an old one, but don't. Get a new or newer one with a minimum of A) Hard full doors B) Full size tires or bigger. Don't get the dorky pussy Jeep thinking you'll upgrade it. You won't. Get the one you want. It's ALWAYS cheaper that way.
Cost: Monthly: $350-500
Always shoot for one to five years or newer. They are really low maintenance and reliable as long as they aren't ragged out old ones.
Age Ranges:
Five to Fifteen: Grow up kid, toys are for big boys. Go to college.
Fifteen to Eighteen: Even fat kids and bookworms get instant Alpha cred with a Jeep. It also gives you a party guy/fun guy cred. If you drive a Wrangler, people assume you are having more fun than them. This will increase your coolness by 20-40% regardless. You will bang a lot of girls and make a ton of friends. The top tier girls may still be off limits that you could have gotten with the new sports car, but if you are already an Alpha guy, this is your best bang for the buck. (Pun intended)
Eighteen to Sixty: You are automatically a cool, outdoorsy, fun, adventurous guy. Take advantage of this truck to always pack it full of girls and friends. Take girls on camping trips, go 4wheeling, hop curbs in the city. A Jeep won't help you meet girls, but it'll help you keep them. It helps maintain "fun" over the length of the relationships.
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