Girl Gain: +5%
Cost: Purch: $0-500
A cool dog is defined as: Adorable, does NOT shit/piss on the floor. Does NOT make your house smell, or otherwise grossify it with excess hair/mud/chewed things and furniture. If your dog has any or all of these traits, you are getting a net woman LOSS at all times.
Cost: Monthly: $50-100 Alpo and Vet visits aren't free.
Age ranges:
Five to Eighteen: Everyone has pets at this age. Net neutral for women.
Eighteen to Thirty: You show you are a protector of loved ones (your dog, but she'll correlate it to her and you guys' kids). You know how to put your foot down enough to train a dog correctly because he can fetch, and doesn't shit on your floor. If he does, you are a pussy and kind of gross with low value because you allow it. If you have a good dog, then you can take him and her with you in your Jeep to reinforce your cool/outdoors/adventurous cred. The dog doesn't GET you girls, but he might in some instances help you open girls or have girls open you if you travel with him a lot. Dog parks are great for this. Add an additional +5% if he can catch frisbees.
Thirty to Sixty: This dog gives you instant comfort with women your age, but no help with younger women. Helps offset weirdness if you come off as creepy/weird or are very physically unattractive. Also gives you a reason to go to dog parks/public places and not be the weird older guy walking around by himself. Additionally, you will get opened by similar aged women at the pet store/etc. Remember to use your dog as a conversation piece to build rapport.
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